The maid of honor just puked.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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