Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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