So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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