...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Couch. On fire.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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