1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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