"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
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It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
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oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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