nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
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Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
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To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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