I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
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My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
i believe in u and ur pee
wow bdsm is so cute
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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