Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
birth control should be required to get into college
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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