ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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