idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
She swung at the pinata with crutches
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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