and you said cock pushups were impossible
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
The beer is more important than you right now.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
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hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
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Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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