Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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