As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
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I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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