You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
You're a waste of cheezeits
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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