For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
