There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i came on her dog
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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