sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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