I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
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Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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