puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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