whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
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I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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