No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
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My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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