New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
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Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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