There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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