paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
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I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
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I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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