weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
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ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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