just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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