Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
My hand turned me down
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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