yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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