Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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