I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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