yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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