New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Randomize
