Dual....:-)
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
