Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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