Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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