I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
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bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
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You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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