Already got asked if we're dating
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
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as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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