My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
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she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
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Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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