your thong is hanging out like whoa
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
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I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
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Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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