why didn't you poke me back
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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