I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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