I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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