I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
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I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
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We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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