well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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