"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
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