My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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