We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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