belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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