he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
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Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
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If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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