i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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