Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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