North Korea, Best Korea!
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
This beer is not sobering me up at all
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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