He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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