There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
he was CRYING into my vagina
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it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
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If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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