All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
no, he came in my armpit
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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