U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
The best revenge is premature balding
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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