This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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