I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
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didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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