what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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