her vagine was all disorganized.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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